SIENNA RIDDLE

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About Sienna

 

Sienna Riddle, the author of Seven Months of Unruly Sinners: Politically Incorrect Crime, was brought up in Yorkshire in the 1950's under strict parental control and censorship. Thanks to this, she sailed through childhood blissfully unaware her parents, the community and national authorities were preparing for an impending nuclear attack while she was in the school library reading fairytales. It was probably this monumental charade that inspired some of Seven Months of Unruly Sinners.

Sienna put pen to paper at an early age, fuelled by a love of adventure books and an interest in pirates, secret passages, graveyards, mystery and courageous intrepid explorers on camels.

At the end of the 1960s, after a couple of uninteresting white-collar jobs, she hitch-hiked to Spain on the £50 government currency limit and worked in a pub cooking eggs and fries for the tourists until the money ran out. On the way, she sang in a nightclub in Paris and danced flamenco (after a crash course at a night school in London).

Sienna married, had two children, moved to Italy with the family and worked temporarily for a United Nations agency in Rome. She wrote freelance articles related to agriculture, forestry and fisheries which were translated into four languages. A long-term job with a UN humanitarian organization took her to Iraq, Cyprus, Jordan and North Korea. She sings well in English and Italian and rather badly in North Korean.

Sienna loves to travel to the UK to visit the rest of the family, connect with other writers and attend events. She makes a good Carbonara, loves Prosecco and likes pottering around gardens with trowel or camera.

The Book

 

A British Farce.

It's 1986 in rural Witherington. Dim-witted politicians plan the annual community party, blissfully unaware of a clandestine mind-control program and a far-reaching communist plot which could spark a second Cold War. A former ballerina is found dead and local gossipmongers and armchair conspiracy theorists question if the dead woman's mysterious death and missing foot could be connected to sex, religion and politics. A seance is held with tragic results and interest in her death fizzles out when a councillor gives priority to his re-election. 

Retired British spy Tallulah Millstone, in between dealing with her paranoid MI6 ex-husband and planning her cryonics project for eventual departure to the Afterlife, is giving English cookery lessons to a charming North Korean writer and risks becoming politically indoctrinated over a hot stove. Her cryonics project is on the back-burner and she could find herself six feet under and ex-communicated from the church. 

Leftist journalist Roland Wheeler is falling in love with Tallulah's niece and an unemployed Russian spy. He writes politically-incorrect articles; is an embarrassment to his right-wing councillor father; and a compulsive liar who can't resist temptation. He's not exactly what Tallulah wants for her niece Scarlett.

The untimely death of the only policeman in Witherington, Constable Ernest Barnstable, sees him depart to the Afterlife where he's harassed by the dead woman to investigate her suspected murder. He's listing sinners for the seven terraces of deadly sins in Purgatory while his cantankerous investigation team is pushing him beyond his limits to follow up on an international murder plot - with government establishments and secret services involved in espionage. Desperate for closure on crimes, the constable needs to find a psychic through which to channel information to the nearest police station and he still needs to find the dead woman's foot. As a Medium, Roland seems a good choice. But he's a pathological liar. 

 

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Blog

The Creative Process
 

Half of the story of Seven Months of Unruly Sinners takes place in the afterlife. It’s a fascinating subject and I wondered just how far I could go with it. It was a bit of an experiment and started by asking myself what I would like to find there. Well, I decided I didn’t want to find angels with wings and harps. Nor perfect people. Neither did I want to have to cook, clean, or rush around from morning until night. On the other hand, I didn’t want to lie on clouds all day either. Read more...

News

Rome book launch for Seven Months of Unruly Sinners

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The Panel of Independent Authors

THE INDIE ALTERNATIVE - Panel members Zoe Sharp (Participating Moderator), Barry Faulkner, Beate Boeker

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Meeting Leigh Russell

During Crimefest 9-12 May 2019, Sienna caught up with Leigh Russell and asked her a few questions about her writing.

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